Sunday, October 08, 2006
On Karmageddon
today the iron exploded in my hand. i seem to bring out the worst in electrical appliances. there was that lava lamp that exploded (pink goo on the roof of a pristine new apartment), the numerous times i short-circuited the dorm, the fairy lights i blew up, the replacement fairy lights that i blew up, the pc stablizer that went *pop* one fine day, an electric kettle i dropped in a bowl of water (it was fine somehow) and of course, the grand debacle when my uncles ancient electric heater almost burnt down the dorm (the same heater that i managed to set my hair on fire with). and i'm sure i am missing a few things.
come to think of it, its not just electrical appliances, a lot of bad things have happened to me recently:
- i was stung by a bee, then was allergic
- someone tried to black-magic me
- a lot of my stuff was stolen
- i wrote an 8 page complaint letter about a sandwich and the next thing you know, the guy who read the letter was my professor
- i fell, a lot. fell up the stairs, fell down the stairs with a suitcase and an aunt, fell down the stairs and tore ankle ligaments, fell and hit head while fainting, fell while breaking into my own house...etc etc
- hit my head on a rock and almost fell off a mountain
- i was stalked. more times than i care to remember.
- i lost some very important things
- other stuff which i cant remember (if you can think of more, leave me a comment)
so it seems that karma is out to get me. but supposedly, karma punishes people who do bad things. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
today the iron exploded in my hand. i seem to bring out the worst in electrical appliances. there was that lava lamp that exploded (pink goo on the roof of a pristine new apartment), the numerous times i short-circuited the dorm, the fairy lights i blew up, the replacement fairy lights that i blew up, the pc stablizer that went *pop* one fine day, an electric kettle i dropped in a bowl of water (it was fine somehow) and of course, the grand debacle when my uncles ancient electric heater almost burnt down the dorm (the same heater that i managed to set my hair on fire with). and i'm sure i am missing a few things.
come to think of it, its not just electrical appliances, a lot of bad things have happened to me recently:
- i was stung by a bee, then was allergic
- someone tried to black-magic me
- a lot of my stuff was stolen
- i wrote an 8 page complaint letter about a sandwich and the next thing you know, the guy who read the letter was my professor
- i fell, a lot. fell up the stairs, fell down the stairs with a suitcase and an aunt, fell down the stairs and tore ankle ligaments, fell and hit head while fainting, fell while breaking into my own house...etc etc
- hit my head on a rock and almost fell off a mountain
- i was stalked. more times than i care to remember.
- i lost some very important things
- other stuff which i cant remember (if you can think of more, leave me a comment)
so it seems that karma is out to get me. but supposedly, karma punishes people who do bad things. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
# posted by zalima @ 11:22 AM 
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oh and i dropped an iron on my foot in gilgit. and then i was stranded in gilgit. for what felt like a very, very long time.
# posted by 
: 10:07 PM
: 10:07 PM
thanks yaya, come with the most embarrassing bad things why dont you. but yes, that goes on the list
- fell into thorn bush, butt-first
- fell into thorn bush, butt-first
# posted by : 10:19 PM
: 10:19 PM
now you must become.....A KARMA CHAMELEON...!
hahahahaha i'm so bad it's shocking hahahaha
hahahahaha i'm so bad it's shocking hahahaha
# posted by : 10:04 PM
: 10:04 PM
- how your boss found out you were applying for other jobs
- neverending eye infections! what are the odds of being allergic to the drops that should fix the infection, the ointment that should fix the reaction to the drops and so on...
- neverending eye infections! what are the odds of being allergic to the drops that should fix the infection, the ointment that should fix the reaction to the drops and so on...
# posted by : 1:32 AM
: 1:32 AM
clearly kaniee, what you're doing wrong is not spending enough time with MEEEEEE *snigger*
dude that's so cool that you exploded a lava lamp!! i've always wondered eggzacly what's inside one of those. what's the liquid and what's the gooey stuff??? also, i didn't know you became allergic to bees after that bee stung you. you never tell me anything *pout*
dude that's so cool that you exploded a lava lamp!! i've always wondered eggzacly what's inside one of those. what's the liquid and what's the gooey stuff??? also, i didn't know you became allergic to bees after that bee stung you. you never tell me anything *pout*
# posted by : 10:24 PM
: 10:24 PM 
K, I don't know if it's safe to share an appartment with you anymore. But I may, just for entertainment value. As long as thou does not hide my food in your tresses.
Are you sure nothing happened when we were in India? It seems too momentous an occassion not to have a K-moment.
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Are you sure nothing happened when we were in India? It seems too momentous an occassion not to have a K-moment.
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