Sunday, October 08, 2006
On Karmageddon
today the iron exploded in my hand. i seem to bring out the worst in electrical appliances. there was that lava lamp that exploded (pink goo on the roof of a pristine new apartment), the numerous times i short-circuited the dorm, the fairy lights i blew up, the replacement fairy lights that i blew up, the pc stablizer that went *pop* one fine day, an electric kettle i dropped in a bowl of water (it was fine somehow) and of course, the grand debacle when my uncles ancient electric heater almost burnt down the dorm (the same heater that i managed to set my hair on fire with). and i'm sure i am missing a few things.
come to think of it, its not just electrical appliances, a lot of bad things have happened to me recently:
- i was stung by a bee, then was allergic
- someone tried to black-magic me
- a lot of my stuff was stolen
- i wrote an 8 page complaint letter about a sandwich and the next thing you know, the guy who read the letter was my professor
- i fell, a lot. fell up the stairs, fell down the stairs with a suitcase and an aunt, fell down the stairs and tore ankle ligaments, fell and hit head while fainting, fell while breaking into my own house...etc etc
- hit my head on a rock and almost fell off a mountain
- i was stalked. more times than i care to remember.
- i lost some very important things
- other stuff which i cant remember (if you can think of more, leave me a comment)
so it seems that karma is out to get me. but supposedly, karma punishes people who do bad things. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
today the iron exploded in my hand. i seem to bring out the worst in electrical appliances. there was that lava lamp that exploded (pink goo on the roof of a pristine new apartment), the numerous times i short-circuited the dorm, the fairy lights i blew up, the replacement fairy lights that i blew up, the pc stablizer that went *pop* one fine day, an electric kettle i dropped in a bowl of water (it was fine somehow) and of course, the grand debacle when my uncles ancient electric heater almost burnt down the dorm (the same heater that i managed to set my hair on fire with). and i'm sure i am missing a few things.
come to think of it, its not just electrical appliances, a lot of bad things have happened to me recently:
- i was stung by a bee, then was allergic
- someone tried to black-magic me
- a lot of my stuff was stolen
- i wrote an 8 page complaint letter about a sandwich and the next thing you know, the guy who read the letter was my professor
- i fell, a lot. fell up the stairs, fell down the stairs with a suitcase and an aunt, fell down the stairs and tore ankle ligaments, fell and hit head while fainting, fell while breaking into my own house...etc etc
- hit my head on a rock and almost fell off a mountain
- i was stalked. more times than i care to remember.
- i lost some very important things
- other stuff which i cant remember (if you can think of more, leave me a comment)
so it seems that karma is out to get me. but supposedly, karma punishes people who do bad things. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?