Tuesday, August 29, 2006
On Hyperactive Gut Activity
I have had a tension-tummy for some days now though the tension ended on Friday. Had fever has well so went to the doctor and was told that i probably have a stomach infection and "hyperactive gut activity/noises ". For some reason everyone finds this hilarious. Allow me to clarify; my gut is noisy and hyperactive only when you press a stethoscope to it. It is not turning wheelies in downtown Intestine Town nor is it making noises audible to human ears. It may however be making noises audible to dogs. All the dogs I pass these days look at me in an understanding there-there kind of way.
I have had a tension-tummy for some days now though the tension ended on Friday. Had fever has well so went to the doctor and was told that i probably have a stomach infection and "hyperactive gut activity/noises ". For some reason everyone finds this hilarious. Allow me to clarify; my gut is noisy and hyperactive only when you press a stethoscope to it. It is not turning wheelies in downtown Intestine Town nor is it making noises audible to human ears. It may however be making noises audible to dogs. All the dogs I pass these days look at me in an understanding there-there kind of way.
# posted by zalima @ 10:50 PM 
