Friday, August 11, 2006
An imaginary rejection letter from USEFP:
Dear Ms. Khan,
Thank you for coming to meet with us yesterday. It was a pleasure meeting with you. You were among numerous highly qualified individuals who applied for the Fulbright Scholarship and it was extremely difficult for us to short list candidates. I regret to inform you that you have not been short listed for the scholarship.
However, you do qualify for USAID's lesser known LAPHO 'scholarship' fund which is used to send pulchritudinous underpriveleged females from South Asia to a USAID 'retreat' in Vegas where they are encouraged to develop their personal skill-set, live in an open and harmonious manner, develop close and cordial relationships with key USAID staff members and push the borders of what they thought was possible.
We look forward to seeing you at the LAPHO Club soon.
Love,
USEFP
Dear Ms. Khan,
Thank you for coming to meet with us yesterday. It was a pleasure meeting with you. You were among numerous highly qualified individuals who applied for the Fulbright Scholarship and it was extremely difficult for us to short list candidates. I regret to inform you that you have not been short listed for the scholarship.
However, you do qualify for USAID's lesser known LAPHO 'scholarship' fund which is used to send pulchritudinous underpriveleged females from South Asia to a USAID 'retreat' in Vegas where they are encouraged to develop their personal skill-set, live in an open and harmonious manner, develop close and cordial relationships with key USAID staff members and push the borders of what they thought was possible.
We look forward to seeing you at the LAPHO Club soon.
Love,
USEFP
# posted by zalima @ 3:10 AM 
