Friday, August 11, 2006
Area Woman To Attend Grad School To Find A Boyfriend
August 10, 2006 | Issue 42•32
KARACHI, SIND.—Citing a lack of opportunities ZC has decided to return to school to pursue a master's degree in her major subject, and a potential mate. "My main ambition is finding someone I actually care about right now, and the opportunities just aren't there in the real world," , ZC, 23, said Wednesday from Karachi. "Or, I may just still have a lot to learn about men, so, either way, grad school's the right choice. I figure that at this point I'll take what I can get." ZS declined to comment on the fact that, in her four years at college, she was employed in no gainful romantic position unless you count the 842162116469 random stalkers.
ref. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51379
August 10, 2006 | Issue 42•32
KARACHI, SIND.—Citing a lack of opportunities ZC has decided to return to school to pursue a master's degree in her major subject, and a potential mate. "My main ambition is finding someone I actually care about right now, and the opportunities just aren't there in the real world," , ZC, 23, said Wednesday from Karachi. "Or, I may just still have a lot to learn about men, so, either way, grad school's the right choice. I figure that at this point I'll take what I can get." ZS declined to comment on the fact that, in her four years at college, she was employed in no gainful romantic position unless you count the 842162116469 random stalkers.
ref. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51379
# posted by zalima @ 3:52 AM 
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ok..so this comment is not really for this particular blog..this is for this entire blog that you have..
maaannnnn..start thinking straight in life...wow! my mind is truly "boggled" right now thinking how the hell you actually come up with this stuff man! i'm extremely proud of you zalima..but then again..if you didnt do all this stuff, you wouldnt really be you..would you? :)
and may i suggest a little less time on the computer and a little more time doing other things..take up a hobby..maybe cooking..ok..not coking..go sailing more often..do somethng elsE!! pleaaseee! :) love ya!
maaannnnn..start thinking straight in life...wow! my mind is truly "boggled" right now thinking how the hell you actually come up with this stuff man! i'm extremely proud of you zalima..but then again..if you didnt do all this stuff, you wouldnt really be you..would you? :)
and may i suggest a little less time on the computer and a little more time doing other things..take up a hobby..maybe cooking..ok..not coking..go sailing more often..do somethng elsE!! pleaaseee! :) love ya!
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hee! i still think you should put out a personals ad and do the whole, "beta, auntie needs to measure your dick because my daughter's very particular" thing. i don't think you have a lot to learn about men. it seems fairly straightforward, from what i see around me ;p
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