Thursday, March 16, 2006
Concentrate on Monkeys
had a conversation most odd last night. there is no context to it, it began rather abruptly
the man says:
step 1 burn all your mementos from your previous life
the man says:
especially photos from trips
the man says:
step 2 concentrate on monkeys
k in the sky with diamonds says:
HAHAHAHAHA
k in the sky with diamonds says:
monkeys???
the man says:
monkeys with babies
the man says:
this will prepare you for whats to come
k in the sky with diamonds says:
errr
k in the sky with diamonds says:
having a bad day?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
monkey fetish?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
tracking monkeys with lasers?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
been watching too much discovery channel?
the man says:
this monkey in my pic box is my role model
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it has no frizz?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it smells so good?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it has a mini-me?
the man says:
all three
k in the sky with diamonds says:
no seriously, why MONKEYS?
the man says:
well if a monkey can do it why cant i
so you want to prove youre as competent as a monkey?
the man says:
yes..
the man says:
baby steps...
k in the sky with diamonds says:
that admirable...
k in the sky with diamonds says:
you do realize that this is a female monkey?
the man says:
ha ha ha
the man says:
noooo
the man says:
how can you tell
the man says:
is it like looking in a mirror?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because shes holding a baby
the man says:
what do you mean she
k in the sky with diamonds says:
male monkeys dont nurture babies
the man says:
it could be a he
k in the sky with diamonds says:
its NOT a he
k in the sky with diamonds says:
trust me
k in the sky with diamonds says:
ive tracked monkeys with lasers
the man says:
i still think this monkey is a guy
k in the sky with diamonds says:
maybe its a gay monkey
the man says:
as you can see the baby is looking at the camera that lend to the theory of monkey being a dad
the man says:
dont ask me how but it does
k in the sky with diamonds says:
im afraid im going to have to ask why
k in the sky with diamonds says:
another question: what are step 1 and step 2 the steps to?
the man says:
clearly the baby is searching for food... the male monkey has not been able to satiate his need
k in the sky with diamonds says:
i dont think thats a baby monkey
k in the sky with diamonds says:
i think its a midget gay monkey
k in the sky with diamonds says:
and they look very guilty
the man says:
ha ha ha
had a conversation most odd last night. there is no context to it, it began rather abruptly
the man says:
step 1 burn all your mementos from your previous life
the man says:
especially photos from trips
the man says:
step 2 concentrate on monkeys
k in the sky with diamonds says:
HAHAHAHAHA
k in the sky with diamonds says:
monkeys???
the man says:
monkeys with babies
the man says:
this will prepare you for whats to come
k in the sky with diamonds says:
errr
k in the sky with diamonds says:
having a bad day?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
monkey fetish?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
tracking monkeys with lasers?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
been watching too much discovery channel?
the man says:
this monkey in my pic box is my role model
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it has no frizz?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it smells so good?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because it has a mini-me?
the man says:
all three
k in the sky with diamonds says:
no seriously, why MONKEYS?
the man says:
well if a monkey can do it why cant i
so you want to prove youre as competent as a monkey?
the man says:
yes..
the man says:
baby steps...
k in the sky with diamonds says:
that admirable...
k in the sky with diamonds says:
you do realize that this is a female monkey?
the man says:
ha ha ha
the man says:
noooo
the man says:
how can you tell
the man says:
is it like looking in a mirror?
k in the sky with diamonds says:
because shes holding a baby
the man says:
what do you mean she
k in the sky with diamonds says:
male monkeys dont nurture babies
the man says:
it could be a he
k in the sky with diamonds says:
its NOT a he
k in the sky with diamonds says:
trust me
k in the sky with diamonds says:
ive tracked monkeys with lasers
the man says:
i still think this monkey is a guy
k in the sky with diamonds says:
maybe its a gay monkey
the man says:
as you can see the baby is looking at the camera that lend to the theory of monkey being a dad
the man says:
dont ask me how but it does
k in the sky with diamonds says:
im afraid im going to have to ask why
k in the sky with diamonds says:
another question: what are step 1 and step 2 the steps to?
the man says:
clearly the baby is searching for food... the male monkey has not been able to satiate his need
k in the sky with diamonds says:
i dont think thats a baby monkey
k in the sky with diamonds says:
i think its a midget gay monkey
k in the sky with diamonds says:
and they look very guilty
the man says:
ha ha ha
# posted by zalima @ 9:16 PM 
